Why are hookers so often lesbians?

Seriously, why are so many girls in this business seriously into girls. I get hit on by other hookers so much, and I don't get it. You fuck men for a living, so you must be somewhat into men. Is it that you fuck so many man it's nice to feel a different touch every once in a while? I guess, but I fuck older, usually out of shape men for work, so when I go out privately I find the cutest guys that I possibly can to get it on with, and get the sex that I want, and the pounding that I love. A chick can't pound me, she doesn't have a dick, a strap on is not the same thing.

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OH man, last Thursday I went out dancing with a couple of friends at the local club. It was eh, till I got a big hug from one of the hottest guys from college. Now when I went to school from almost the first day there were 3 guys that I thought were drop dead. A Coumbian, a Iranian, and a black guy. I got with the Columbian, it took some work but it happened and he still tries to get more. I gave him two shots and he wasn't that grat so I didn't feel the need for a repeat. The Iranian I started talking to but things got cut off pretty quickly. The last night I ran into him at the club, we danced a little, went outside for a smoke and ended up the in the cooler. Made out for a minute, I gave him a teaser via a blow job, and then we decided to go back to his house. We get inside and he starts pulling me downstairs into the basement and his roomate follows us. We started kissing and his boy is just chillin.
"Are you really trying to get in on this?"
"Well yeah, is that a problem?"
"Yeah it' a problem, it's not happening."
"I can just watch."
"You can just leave."
He's standing there staring at me like I am speaking some foreign language
"No seriously, either you leave or I leave."
So he left. Iranian and I got down to business, it was promising but considering it was heavy alcohol induced and he finished pretty quickly it was nothing special. I am expecting a repeat, minus the liquir and the basement floor and with the addition of a bed.

I think that my body loves me and understands my needs. My period was like 2 weeks late, it held itself off just so that my 3 hour appointment with a fella from the boards could go as smooth as possible. How nice. Now ofcourse I have a much heavier flow then usual, and worse cramps too. I also haven't really been sleeping well, or more not as solidly as I used to. The littlest of things wake me up now days. Woe me. Just kidding.

Dead days are the worst days

I hate days like today. I am scheduled to work, but for one reason or another I do not book even one appointment. I am starting to think that it is not because of the business being slow, because I know that I generate a lot of interest, but because my Agency has been slipping. All the better that I will be going Independent I guess, but it would be nice to make some money prior to doing so, it would be helpful with getting a hobby phone, a professional photoshoot, my domain name, and get my advertising payments started.