And the wacky e-mails are starting to begin. One guy e-mailed me with specific directions on how to make the best of coming to his city, which was fairly helpful, and I plan on doing so soon. But he gave me a ridiculous amount of information and detail, including like 10 different refernces. I asked like five and they all said he is great.

I especially love another message that I got.

First Initial
will you swallow?

The End

No name, no nothing, not even proper capitalization, this guy sure knows how to make a gal feel special.